AI interior intervention
Your room called. It wants better.
Upload one photo for a brutally funny AI roast, three fixes you can actually make, and a verdict built for the group chat.
Start free. No design degree—or security deposit sacrifice—required.
Sample verdict
“Your floor lamp is giving airport interrogation.”
Our promise
Funny enough to post. Useful enough to fix.
No fake flattery
Expect a specific read of what is in your photo, not vague decor horoscope copy.
A fix with every punchline
Every roast ends with three clear next moves, including ideas that cost nothing.
From shame to share
One photo. A complete room intervention.
Fixteria turns your most chaotic corner into comedy, practical direction, and content in three quick beats.
- 01
The roast
Fixteria reads the room, spots the crimes, and writes a sharp roast built to share—not a generic design lecture.
- 02
Three real fixes
Every joke comes with three practical moves, from changing the layout to finding furniture that fits the space.
- 03
Ready for the group chat
Turn the verdict into a branded export card sized for feeds, stories, and roast battles with friends.
Keep the bit going
Weekly streaks and a wall of beautiful disasters.
Roast a new angle each week, challenge a roommate, or publish your result to the community wall. Your room gets better; your content gets funnier.
3
actionable fixes per roast
1 tap
to export the verdict
Pricing without drama
Try the roast. Upgrade the obsession.
Start free, then unlock unlimited room judgment for less than a sad decorative pillow.
Free
For testing whether your room can take a joke.
$0
- Limited photo roasts
- Three fixes with every result
- Basic share cards
Fixteria Pro
For renters, dorm decorators, and creators with a whole camera roll of evidence.
$4.99 / month
Cancel anytime.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfair curtains.
The room is ready. Are you?
Give that chaotic corner a plot twist.
Upload a photo, receive the verdict, and leave with three ways to make the room less roastable.